What the Frak!: March 2012

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Jesse James Thomas Charged: Sombrero, Boxing Glove-Clad Drunk Man Jumped On Cop Car

Sounds like fun times in Sacramento...

Writers for "The Hangover" could have taken a cue or two from this scene.
As a Sacramento cop sat in his patrol car, a drunk man walked up and leaped onto the hood of the officer's vehicle, according to a police report obtained by the Sacramento Bee.
But this was no ordinary drunk man. This was Jesse James Thomas wearing a sombrero and a boxing glove, and he was here to make his name known, police said.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Old Music Projects

Here is a handful tracks I put together more than a decade ago. Enjoy!

Monday, March 19, 2012

Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy Trapezoid Remix By Richard Devine

Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy Trapezoid Remix By Richard Devine Video

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Those Girl Scout Cookies Never Had a Chance

funny facebook fails - Those Girl Scout Cookies Never Had a Chance

Original Page: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Failbooking/~3/nzFWS1cdczE/

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Daylight Savings

‎"We just sucked one hour of your life away. Tell me....how do you feel?"

Portland Oregonian Sends Off Dead Editor By Revealing His Infidelity

The Portland Oregonian's editorial page editor Bob Caldwell died over the weekend, and the newspaper that employed him for 29 years honored his passing by reporting that he died while screwing a 23-year-old woman who was not his wife.
As Jim Romenesko chronicled this morning, theOregonian's original obit for Caldwell noted his "big smile and a bigger laugh," and said he simply died of a heart attack and that "more information will be published as it becomes available." And boy did it become available! The paper soon ran an update to report the unfortunate circumstances of Caldwell's death:
Bob Caldwell, editor of The Oregonian's editorial pages, was in the Tigard apartment of a 23-year-old woman when he went into cardiac arrest Saturday afternoon.
The woman called 9-1-1 at 4:43 p.m. to report that Caldwell, 63, was coughing and then unresponsive after a sex act. Washington County sheriff's officers and medical personnel responded and transported him to Providence St. Vincent Medical Center, where he later was pronounced dead.

Autoerotic asphyxiation? Seems to be a fad...

The woman told deputies she met Caldwell about a year ago at Portland Community College. Caldwell, she said, knew she didn't have much money, so he provided her cash for books and other things for school in exchange for sex acts at her apartment.
Caldwell had not given her money Saturday, she told deputies. They decided against pursuing prostitution charges. Deputies notified Caldwell's family of his death Saturday evening.

On top of being an unfaithful d-bag, he really must have pissed off his former coworkers...

The Oregonian had previously reported, falsely, that Caldwell had died in his car, so it was in something of a spot: It had to correct that error somehow. But did the paper's editors and reporters really feel compelled to be the folks who broke the news that their old pal and colleague bought it while fucking a quasi-hooker four decades his junior?
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http://m.gawker.com/5893010/portland-oregonian-sends-off-dead-editor-by-revealing-his-infidelity

Friday, March 9, 2012

FAIL Nation: Dry Ice FAIL

epic fail - FAIL Nation: Dry Ice FAIL

Original Page: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/failblog/~3/7Ha5SUhcW_k/

Safety first, kids!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Requiring Condoms for Porn Actors Is Bad Policy

Vivid's entire business depends on the health and safety of our performers, and our methods have proven effective.Â This makes it puzzling why the L.A. City Council let itself be stampeded into passing an ordinance that has questionable value.