Following You

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end

UHF

Its nice to see UHF getting attention again. This film was so retarded and one of my favorite oddball comedies when I was a kid. 

http://spiritofthething.wordpress.com/2013/05/28/supplies-a-quick-note-on-weird-als-uhf/

Home Improvement

Says me; "but there is still a hole in my wall!"

Says the insurance company; "but there are starving children in Africa!"

Texas Wildlife

Texas is a beautiful place. The foliage, while rather dry at times, is a unique blend, along with what comes here through human intervention. So, our kids uave a handful of rubber snakes, one of which is realistic, and to scale. What's worse? It usually ends up with the patio toys. Yeah, you probably already guessed it. The youngest says he sees a snake on the patio. It looks like the toy snake, so I go to pick it up. Then it turns, looks at me, flicking its tongue.