Noodes

My kids eat the everloving shit out ramen noodles, even when there's good home-cooked or even homegrown food. Even when there's more food than they know what to do with, it's fucking ramens.

You had me at Florida

"Florida grandfather who murdered seven family members, including six children, had previously killed his eight year old son."
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2014/09/florida-grandfather-who-murdered-seven.html