WTFlorida

Where do some of the worst problems come from? Given the disproportionate number of WTF moments from the state hanging of the SE of the country, I'd say cut it off and push it out into the Caribbean. You had me at Florida. What? Some retard did something retarded in the state shaped like a flaccid penis? Color me surprised. And get me the fuck out of here! It took all of a year for me to move to a better place, not that anything could have been much worse. Floriduh for the win!

Monday Thru Friday: Nope, Thanks for Playing!

Better luck next time!

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Huey Lewis

See, it was a Weather Balloon

What a Waste...

...of a perfectly good Shiner.

Dead Obese Woman Carried So Much Fat She Set Crematorium on Fire

As you'll well know if you barbecue very often, fat is extremely flammable. Normally, the human body doesn't carry enough of the stuff for it to be a problem during cremation—but recently, an obese woman from Austria carried so much weight that her fat burnt strongly enough to set a crematorium ablaze. More »

That's a great big WTF...

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The Red Warriors

Members of the Red Warriors, an antifascist gang in France, 1985. Red Warriors used violent force to remove Neo Nazi gangs from France and provide safe spaces for immigrants during the rise of white nationalism and an outbreak of violent crime against people of colour. They formed a squad called “L.U.S.I.N.E” and were considered the most effective gang to counter nazi violence, working to instill fear in their opposition.

So, they were like SHARPS, but actually did something about nationalized moral corruption? Didn't happen in the states, surprisingly. Ah, America, the birthplace of Nazi eugenics. Imagine that...

WTF Crime Spree

You had me at Tennessee...

It’s not that often that you have a crime spree with a timeline as wild as this one.
The suspect is a persistent thug named William Todd.
Cops in Nashville will long remember that name.
Before we dive in, note that all of the alleged crimes went down in just a nine-hour window during Todd’s layover in the city during a Greyhound trip.

NASHVILLE, TN (WSMV) -
Metro police say they've never encountered a man quite like William Todd, who they say in just nine hours managed to wreak havoc on Nashville. 

"He was just on a terror. I've never seen anything like this before," said Sgt. Tony Blackburn.
Police said Todd traveled to Nashville on a Greyhound bus. During his nine-hour layover, officers said he committed more than 10 felonies.
Officers said Todd broke into the Slaughterhouse and stole a Taser, revolver and shotgun. Then, they said he shot the business up, stole a T-shirt and set the business on fire.

Police said Todd then found four people leaving a local bar. He held them at gunpoint, tased one, pistol whipped another, then took off with their cash and credit cards.

Five minutes later investigators said Todd carjacked a cab at gunpoint, then headed off to commit fraud, and used his newly acquired stolen credit cards to buy food.

"He was able to find the Walmart on Nolensville. He goes there and purchased $199 worth of items," said Blackburn.

Next stop: Hotel Indigo at 6 a.m.
Police said Todd broke into a law office there, ransacked the business then defecated on a desk, smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees.
He then knocked on several hotel room doors pretending to be a female housekeeper.
In one case, police said Todd stole $600 from a Canadian couple at gunpoint, crying the whole time.
Before taking off in his stolen cab once again, officers said Todd opted for a new look. 

"We have him on video leaving the hotel with a shaved head," said Blackburn.

At 9 a.m., police said Todd crashed the stolen cab into a parking garage.
At 11:30 a.m., he hailed a new one and headed to Opryland, then held the cab driver at knifepoint.
Police finally caught up with Todd at noon. They said he was hiding on top of Opryland, submerged in a water-cooling vat with water up to his nose.
It was just a quick nine-hour pit stop in Nashville, but now Todd won't be headed home any time soon.

"He rode the Greyhound bus and had a layover, then left in blue lights. There definitely could be more charges. We hope that there are no more victims," said Blackburn.
Todd is now facing 11 felony charges. Officers said he's also wanted out of Kentucky. 
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Metro police shocked by man's wild crime spree - WSMV Channel 4

Holy shit-on-a-stick! This guy must get up very early in the morning

Gore For Your Garden: Garden Gnomes As Flesh-Eating Zombies

Los Angeles-based Chris Stever and Jane DeRosa have imagined happy garden gnomes as flesh-eating monsters.

In the collection 'Zombie Gnomes', once-happy garden gnome statues become infected with a strange virus, and get turned into flesh-eating zombies gnomes—with a few survivors at bay, who either surrender in despair or fight for their lives.

The zombies are each hand-casted and hand-painted.

[via Zombie Gnomes]

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